gothicprep:

heartening saga honestly

catchymemes:

catchymemes:

duckdotcom:

milfyspamton:

spongebob pantyshot

malwarewolf404:

guerrillatech:

c3rvida3:

c3rvida3:

During a hike a few years ago, I was, like, taking the proper tick precautions, tucking my pants into my socks, etc. and everyone was making fun of me for being so freaked about ticks, and later the topic of genie wishes came up and one of the girls there said, “I’d wish that ticks could fly so Newt would kill himself.”

I appreciate the concern, but I laughed so hard I almost threw up.

dyke-pollinator:

cabalisticrevenant:

God forbid women do anything

aprofessionaln00b:

I swear the new waves of refugees from Twitter better do better than the last ones.

This hellsite will not be twitterised and if I have to go bonkers and bring back 2012 tumblr myself I will pick up my goddamned horns, grey paints and hold on to my tardis.

Originally posted by laureliusz

Originally posted by vivaciousarcanist

daveymaybe:

daydreamhoneybee:

Litterally straight up just Dave Strider

tic toc on the clock out here sucking cock

ot3:

nothing is scarier than seeing what the front page of YouTube looks like when you’re not logged in

cali:

your mama so birds we use to think she just dissapeared in winter but found out later about how that all worked

moonlitmartyr:

queenwhiskey:

Twitter users will not survive the winter